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Royai drabble….An Arguement

bleedingcoffee42:

Roy rested his head against the glass as the train clacked down the rails and headed back to East City. The lights of the city faded and gave way to the rural areas and he looked across to Riza who was still reading her book. “So is there a betting pool in the office on how long my relationship is going to last?”

She glanced up at him.   Of course there was.  The team had a gambling problem.  Betting on Roy’s dates was a given.   “That’s a stupid question.”

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imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

(via lisahawkeye)

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So this happened at Subway the other day

Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Sandwich Artist:
Who's that guy?
Me:
Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist:
I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me:
No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist:
oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.

4,447 notes

So this happened at Subway the other day

Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Sandwich Artist:
Who's that guy?
Me:
Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist:
I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me:
No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist:
oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.